I got an inspiration when I read the flash micro by Ernest Hemmingway. It goes like this.
“For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn”.
This is one damn cool shortest story that any one can write. I read many more on the world wide web.
Here are some of my attempts:
On my way to glory
“Yes, yes, yes … I am there … almost … keep pumping … woof woof woof … closing in … aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Grrrrr YES!!! Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhooooooooooo!! I won my country, its first Olympic Gold!!!”
Why don’t you understand?
To win: 6 Runs of 2 balls, Sachin at the crease and I was on my nerve. I lost it when I heard some junkie shouted at me: “Jamal, pray for India not Pakistan”
The God’s confusion!
God was on a trip to India as a human, he was confused when applying for School, the application read:
“Religion: _______ Caste: ________ Section: OC/BC/MBC/SC/ST”
The pathetic joke
Most increasing variables in the world are: Indian Population, Indian Reservation, Indian Poverty
The birth of a new caste
Dalits converted to Christianity in India, on hearing that Christianity do not have castes. Few months later, a newspaper article read: “20 killed in Nadar Christians-Dalit Christians caste riot”
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